I fucking love Johnny Bravo.
(Source: maddeningdreams)
I hate it when I want to track something down on the internet, but I don’t recall anything useful about it and google doesn’t like what I remember.
(Source: copsandautobots, via fuckyeahvarric)
(Source: two-little-girls-with-knives, via fox-eyed-man)
>Turn on xbox with full intent to play Dragon Age 2
>Friend messages to say that we’ll play Dead Island in a few minutes
>Half an hour later friend messages again to say he’s gunna sleep instead
Motherfuck. I could have been playing DA2 in that time.
veni vidi vici
I came, I saw, I conqueredLatin Phrases;
Mass Effect Inspired
- Shepard: Ash?
- Ashley: Uh...
- Shepard: What have we here?
- Ashley: Sir. I'm off duty. Your voice. Sir. Not... so... loud, please thank you.
- Shepard: Why are you curled up on the floor?
- Ashley: Am I? My head.. so heavy. Can't Move.
- Shepard: Ah. Enjoy your evening?
- Ashley: I'll be back to work in 30... maybe 40, I swear. Just... give me 45 minutes. Shh.
- Shepard: How did you end up in this sorry state?
- Ashley: Just wanted to let off some steam... Vega said he had "just the thing" to take my mind off stuff.
- Shepard: And did that "thing" come in a bottle?
- Ashley: Yes.
- Shepard: This empty bottle?
- Ashley: It's empty? Oh boy...
- Shepard: You know, I think it might be time to test the fire alarm...
- Ashley: I'll pay you a million credits not to do that, sir.
- Shepard: Two million credits, and we have a deal.
- Ashley: You're a damn space pirate.
- Shepard: I could order Joker to sing to you over the comm.
- Ashley: I hate you.
- Shepard: "I hate you..."
- Ashley: Sir.
- Shepard: As you were, Williams.
- Ahsley: Mmm... cold floor.
